Questions For The Ages - Answered!

Why is there a phone book lying in the middle of my kitchen floor?

Because beneath the phone book is a hole, from which - in the absense of phone books - bugs come out of.

Small, little black bugs with a basically horizontal white stripe acorss their backs. They seem to have beatle-esque wing cover dealies, but so far I haven't seen them flying around. I've only seen them walking all over everything like they own the place. I've been trying to find a hole in a window screen somewhere only to find that the little beasties are apparently living undearneath the lino in the kitchen.

But theyll pay. They'll pay.