Exciting New Charity
This is it: your chance to make a difference, to forever alter the life of one desperate and despondent young man, to bring a glimmer of hope to his fragile soul, and a scrap of food to his empty stomach. ianwallace.com is proud to sponsor HelpIan99.
Ian Wallace, a talented young man, with the hopes and dreams that all young men carry in their hearts, was recently forced out of his home by the most horrendous of circumstances; his parents made him leave. His mother (and we say this in the interest of completeness) was hitting him. Granted, he may have called her some names afterward, but she was hitting him, for crying out loud! Hard! She bent his glasses!
Now this young man is living the hard life of the homeless, drifting from place to place, ever dependant on the generosity of kind strangers. This is no way for a young man to live, scavenging for sustenance every moment, shamelessly masticating at his work desk, gazing longingly at every drive-through restaurant he passes with hollow eyes sunken grimly in their sockets.
YOU can help this young man. The kindly old public interest attorney, Colin "Mordecai" Grosh, has set up a trust in the name of this young man, to ensure that he can provide for himself, purchasing important toiletries and simple lunches, at least until the 20th, when he will receive his first (heavily taxed!) paycheque.
Mr. Grosh, and his handy assistant, Jessica "Creamy" Cyr, will be accepting donations of cash ($5.00 MAX) and Kraft Dinner for this tragically displaced young man until October 20th, 1999. Donations can be made in person, or sent to the offices of Mr. Grosh at:
Calgary, Alberta
CANADA
T3B 2K3
ianwallace.com and the other sponsors of IanHelp99 would like to thank you in advance for your generous efforts to stamp out the misery in this young man's life.
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