Since Melissa finds this website to be terribly image-deficient, I figured I should do at least one thing to correct that. She also pointed out that nobody ever visits this site, which I found very hurtful but infinitely less correctable. So I bring you the first image to grace a newspost since Clyde. Based on my last two days at school, If I were going to write a book, this is what it would look like.

And while I'm here... I haven't been able to find any rabid badgers. Maybe you could all start voting for something else in the poll? I'm beginning to feel like I'm worth more to all you people as a bloodied corpse than as... whatever I am now.

Cheers!