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Ahoy hoy!
I'm very, very far away from my computer right now, somewhere in the thousands of kilometers (which is what we Canadians call a mile, for you yanks.) and I wasn't expecting the The Temp to link to my site this week. I apologise for the lack of real recent content, but I suppose that'll just give any new visitors something to bitch about. So read down this news page and enjoy some mild-to-moderate hilarity. If you're here visiting from Not My Desk, I'd love to hear from you, so drop me a line and tell me what you think of my little shrine to wasted potential.

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