It’s Been A While...

At least, it has been for me. The past couple days I have been stuck out, snowed-in, shacked-up, and well fed at Kat’s parents house in the country. A mere 6 kilometers from the nearest highway, but may as well have been on fucking Jupiter.

People, we are natures bitches. When nature says, “that squirrel shall die”, you had better believe that little nut collecting bitch’s life has come to an end. This weekend nature said, “white is a good color, let’s go with that”, and BAM, down it comes. It snowed for days, people.

By the end of it, had I ventured out into the great white open, naked as the day I was born (or those alcohol-inspired clothes sheddings between that day and this one), the drifts would be at a convenient height to cup my short-comings in a brisk, tingly embrace. The snow was deep, people.

In the end all, the most inspiring sight I have seen in years appeared over the crest of the hill in the form of a snow plow. We were out hours later, and glad to be home. Although, the food was excellent, and staying another night, although dreadful to think of earlier today, wouldn’t have been all bad. They have satellite, people.

-Colin