If I were a plant, what kind of plant would I be? I get asked that question a lot. More than most questions in fact. Ussually, I give it little consideration. Then, I realise, that most people judge you on how you answer their questions. How, oh how, could I have been so stupid; so foolish. If this is the most frequent question I'm asked, then, in turn, it must also be the most important. The most influential question on the planet. If you were a plant, what kind of plant would you be?
Tell you what...I'll give it some serious though, and I'll get back to you.

-Colin